The Monarchy of Republic of Cadia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kalid Entirail with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.892 billion Cadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Cadian economy, worth 501 trillion Cads a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,409 Cads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Cadia's national animal is the Glory To Cadia, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Cadia is ranked 8,771^st in the world and 139^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 66.71 flags saluted per person per day.